⛽️🍭 Candy Gassed™
First Cut Exotic with Rainbow Terps
“Color. Flavor. Pressure. All in one jar.”
Strain Type: Balanced Hybrid
Drop Status: ✂️ First Cut Exclusive
Visual Grade: 🌈 A+++ Ultra Exotic Tier
Aroma/Flavor: Loud Candy x Heavy Gas
Batch Size: ⚠️ Extremely Limited
Effect Profile: Potent + Clean + Full Spectrum Body High
💨 Strain Overview: Pure Color Chaos Meets Full-On Pressure
Candy Gassed™ is a brand-new, never-before-seen exotic pheno, dropping straight from Diesel’s in-house vault. It’s the perfect mash-up of sugary sweetness and diesel-soaked depth, brought together in a flower that’s honestly almost too pretty to smoke.
This is a first cut exclusive, meaning only a select number of units were pulled from this exact pheno — once it’s gone, it’s gone for good.
🎨 Visuals: Rainbow Runtz on Steroids
These nugs are straight-up art.
💜 Deep purple cores
💚 Neon green edges
🧡 Fiery orange pistils
🔮 Even traces of lavender and electric pink running through the calyxes
🧊 Drenched in sharp, high-contrast ice-white trichomes
Every nug looks like a rainbow got dipped in a diamond bath. And yes, it’s freshly cured for a sticky, pliable break-down — no dry mids here.
👃 Terps That Hit First and Don’t Let Go
This strain lives up to the name. From the second you crack the jar:
⛽ Heavy, raw fuel stench comes rushing out
🍬 Followed by a wave of candied fruit, bubblegum, and powdered sugar
🧄 A touch of sweet garlic funk underneath the sweet top notes
The smoke? Smooth as velvet, thick as syrup, and crazy flavorful on the exhale — candy upfront with gasoline in the lungs. It's that perfect hybrid of nose-wrecking funk and sugary finish that keeps you torching bowls back-to-back.
🔥 Effects: Potent, Balanced, and Body-Gripping
Candy Gassed™ hits like a truck dressed in glitter.
⚡ Quick cerebral onset — uplifting, tingly, euphoric
🧘♂️ Strong body wave that settles in behind the eyes and sinks into your spine
🎮 Great for zoning in, relaxing, vibing, or straight up forgetting the world exists
🛋️ Couch-ready or walk-ready — your choice depending on the dose
This is one of those strains where even low-tolerance users can feel it instantly, but heavy hitters still respect the punch.
🌿 Cultivation Notes: Clean, Cold, and Controlled
✅ Freshly cured with zero chemical aftertaste
✅ Clean white ash burn, thick resinous pulls
✅ Diesel in-house grown with full terp preservation care
✅ Hand-trimmed and full nug only — no trim, no shake, no cap
Everything about this drop screams premium boutique batch, down to the frost density and terp stability.
📦 Bulk Pricing:
8oz (Half Pound): $1,000
16oz (Full Pound): $1,800
🔥 Perfect for collectors, connoisseurs, or heavy smokers looking to load up on something rare and jaw-dropping.
🧠 Final Word: Candy Gassed Is a Walking Flex
This isn’t just flower—it’s top-shelf showpiece material.
From the visuals to the terps to the knockout effects, Candy Gassed™ delivers the full exotic package.
If you’re a fan of Loud Candy strains, sugar-gas hybrids, or anything that turns heads the second you pull it out — you need this in your stash.
⚠️ Very Limited Drop — No Reserves, No Restocks
Once it’s gone, it’s gone.
COA is Available
