Pablo’s Revenge
First Cut Exclusive 🔥
Jaw-Dropping Genetics
Micro-Batch Craft
Members-Only Drop
Strain Type: Hybrid-Dominant Indica 🌿
Cultivation Method: Living Soil, Natural Organic Inputs 🪴
Origin: Micro-Batch Indoor | Los Angeles, CA 🚜
Potency: Super Potent – Couch-Melting & Brain-Buzzing 👇
Availability: Extremely Limited – Less than 5 Pounds Total ⭐
Welcome to the Next Cult Classic.
Pablo’s Revenge isn’t just a strain — it’s a statement. A first-cut, never-before-seen exotic grown in ultra-small batches by the same elite LA growers behind Zhon Snow, Grape Skunk Butter, and other cult favorites you still bring up in smoke sessions.
Born from new-wave genetics and nurtured in living soil with all-organic inputs, this one hits different — from terpene profile to potency to bag appeal. It’s loud, it’s rare, and it’s only available to those who know exactly what they’re looking for.
🔬 Genetics & Grow Specs
Cut: First-Cut Exclusive ✂️
Grow Style: Indoor Micro-Batch, Natural Organics, Living Soil
Region: Private Craft Grow | Los Angeles, California
Batch Size: Under 5 pounds total – true connoisseur-grade scarcity
This isn’t a pheno run or a B-market bag. This is ultra-premium top-shelf flower, curated and cut with surgical precision. Every bud is hand-trimmed, hand-selected, and cured to perfection in glass before packaging.
👃 Aroma & Flavor Profile
Pablo’s Revenge comes on strong and seductive — a wild cross that punches your senses with an intensely layered terp profile:
Nose: Loud gas, creamy funk, and a back-end of sour citrus
Flavor: Earthy sweetness on the inhale, piney dankness on the exhale, with that unmistakable LA exotic funk that clings to your palate
Expect a terp-rich smoke that coats the mouth and lingers — a slow-burner that builds from flavorful to full-force knockout.
Pablo’s Revenge is STRONG. The kind of strong that shuts down your group chat mid-message. It’s not a strain. It’s a full experience.
🌟 Why Pablo’s Revenge Is a Must-Cop
✅ Rare, never-before-dropped genetics
✅ Grown by one of the most trusted craft teams in LA
✅ Zero hype, all quality – straight gas, no distractions
✅ True micro-batch – under 5p total yield
✅ Hand-trimmed, glass-cured, and sealed fresh
Price (Bulk):
P: $1,900
HP: $1,050
Retail: Members-only locations. First come, first fire.
📢 DO NOT SLEEP.
This is the one people ask for months later, but it’s long gone. Pablo’s Revenge is dropping once — no reruns, no rerocks. Just one perfect batch, made for the heads who know the difference between a "good strain" and a legacy-in-the-making.
Pablo’s Revenge – From the vaults of LA’s finest. The strain is him. The drop is now.
