🗽🔥 NEW YORKER 🔥🗽
First Cut Exclusive
Hybrid
Testing: 25.08%
One-Time Exclusive Drop
Living Soil Organics
Crazy Craft Quality
In-House Farm Super Exotic
STUPID QUALITY!!
Strain Cross: Sour Diesel x Lemon Cherry Gelato
 
🌱 First Cut Exclusive – A True Craft Exotic
Introducing NEW YORKER — a brand new, first cut exclusive straight from our own in-house small batch farm. This drop represents the perfect balance of new-age exotics crossed with old-school legends. Born from Sour Diesel x Lemon Cherry Gelato, this strain is a rare genetic masterpiece you won’t find anywhere else.
 
We only produced a couple pounds total, sealed fresh in our 7 gram packs, and trust us — this one is going to fly off the shelf.
 
👀 Appearance: Frosted Purple Fire
The New Yorker looks straight out of a high-end photoshoot—only better in person.
💜 Deep, rich purples wrapped around every nug
❄️ Blanketed in shimmering trichomes—icy, crystal-coated frost everywhere
🌿 Chunky, beautiful bud structure—dense yet soft, perfectly cured
✨ Melts in your hand when broken down thanks to the ultra-fresh cure
Pictures don’t do it justice. These are the type of buds you have to see and smell in real life to believe.
 
👃 Aroma: Loud, Gassy, Funky Terps
From the moment you crack the seal, the loud terps jump out.
⛽ Classic diesel gas punch from the Sour Diesel lineage
🍒 Sweet candy-runtz funk layered in from the Lemon Cherry Gelato
🌸 Skunky undertones with a funky sour twist
🔥 A loud, complex nose that screams craft exotic
It’s that perfect mix of old-school gas + new-age dessert funk—a terp profile that stands in a league of its own.
 
👅 Flavor: Skunky Candy Gas Explosion
The smoke is smooth, flavorful, and unforgettable.
Inhale: Sour gas and skunky funk that punches the palate
Exhale: Sweet candy gelato with a creamy lemon twist
Aftertaste: Funky, gassy candy that lingers long after you exhale
This is a true hybrid flavor bomb, bringing together both parents beautifully in one potent, flavorful smoke.
 
⚡ Effects: Balanced Hybrid Power
Testing at 25% THC, the New Yorker delivers a potent, well-balanced hybrid high perfect for almost any vibe.
🤯 Head high that kicks in fast with euphoric energy
🛋️ Body relaxation that melts away stress without full couch-lock
🎶 Perfect for social settings, creative flows, or just vibing out
💎 Long-lasting potency that keeps you lifted session after session
It’s the type of strain that makes you feel elevated, functional, and happy while still packing that punch you expect from high grade exotics.
 
🏆 Why NEW YORKER Is Special:
🗽 First Cut Exclusive — only a couple pounds exist
🌱 Small-Batch In-House Grow — grown and cured by our master grower
⛽ Sour Diesel x Lemon Cherry Gelato — rare, high-demand genetics
❄️ Purple, frosted, perfectly cured buds—true craft exotic quality
🔥 Insane terp profile—diesel gas + candy runtz funk
This is that perfect fusion of old-school and new-school fire—bringing the diesel gas funk of the classics and the sweet candy gelato terps of modern hype strains.
 
⚠️ Limited Supply – Don’t Sleep
We only have a couple pounds total of this exclusive first cut. Once it’s gone, it’s gone for good—no restocks, no second runs. If you want to get your hands on true rare exotics from our own farm, this is your chance.
 
NEW YORKER = Rare Genetics + In-House Craft Exotic Fire.
 
While Supplies Last 💼
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