💎 BLUEBERRY BOLO RUNTZ 💎
First Cut Exclusive
37% THC | HYBRID
One-Time Micro Batch Drop
Not for Amateurs 🔥Members Only
Factory Sealed 7g Packs
 
🫐 WORLD-CLASS GENETICS. LA GROWN. STONER LEGEND STATUS.
Hold onto your grinder, because this isn’t just another strain. Blueberry Bolo Runtz is a jaw-dropping, First Cut Exclusive release that sits at the absolute pinnacle of flower production. Crafted in secret at our world-famous LA Micro Batch Farm, this is a Members Only drop, grown by masters, for legends.
 
This is not for the casual toker. This is for the seasoned smoker, the heavyweight dabber, the person who finishes joints as a personality trait — except this time… you won’t finish it.
We promise you won’t.
 
🍇 THE LOOK — FLORAL MADNESS ON STEROIDS
Each nug of Blueberry Bolo Runtz is so beautiful, it doesn’t look real.
Snow-white trichomes flood every surface like it's been dipped in powdered diamonds
Bright orange pistils wrap and twist with insane length like electrified tendrils
Deep purple caps on bulky, pink-veined buds that gleam under light
Buds are large, soft, sticky, and spongey — the kind you break apart slowly just to appreciate how unreal they feel
This flower is hand-trimmed, hang-dried, and cured to absolute perfection. It’s got that fresh-cut, just-cured, fridge-chilled aroma burst when the jar opens — straight up intoxicating.
 
💥 37% THC. HOLY SH*T POTENCY.
This strain hits like a freight train.
With verified THC testing at over 37%, Blueberry Bolo Runtz is the kind of smoke that redefines your tolerance. Expect an instant, head-spinning wave of euphoric elevation, followed by a complete body takeover that melts you into your surroundings. Your eyelids? Heavier. Your thoughts? Slowed. Your vibe? Certified elevated.
It’s not just potent. It’s a total reset button for your brain and body.
 
🧬 FLAVOR PROFILE — LIKE EATING CANDY IN OUTER SPACE
This strain is so flavorful it’s almost distracting. Think:
Juicy blueberry suagry taffy
Powdered grape Pixy Stix
Sweet vanilla gelato gas
And a candy-coated Kush finish that leaves your lips tingling
 
Every inhale hits with terp-layered smoothness, followed by a creamy exhale that sticks to your taste buds like sticky syrup. It’s a dessert strain for the elite — and no, we don’t recommend rolling this in a cheap paper. Treat it with respect.
 
🧪 MICRO BATCH. NEVER AGAIN. MEMBERS ONLY.
This is not a restock item.
This micro batch was grown in ultra-limited numbers, using a custom pheno cultivated just for this single run — and it will never return. If you're seeing this, you're one of the lucky few.
🌿 Grown in small pots using living soil & LED-tuned light spectrums
💨 Only the top 10% of the harvest was selected for this First Cut release
🔬 Every jar is lab-tested for safety, potency, and terpene preservation
💎 No mids. No fluff. All gas.
 
⚠️ WARNING: EXPERIENCED USERS ONLY
This strain is absolutely not for beginners. Blueberry Bolo Runtz has put veterans to sleep mid-smoke. If you’re not ready for a mental rollercoaster followed by full-body float mode, this strain will humble you fast.
🚫 Not recommended before work.
🚫 Not recommended before errands.
✅ Recommended for late-night stoner adventures, couch lock movies, galaxy-brain ideas, and snack-level events.
 
✅ WHY YOU NEED THIS NOW:
🔥 THC: 37%+ (LAB VERIFIED)
🍬 INSANE FLAVOR DEPTH & COMPLEXITY
🎯 SMALL BATCH • LA GROWN • FARM-TO-JAR
💣 FROSTED OUT, PURPLE-INFUSED, ORANGE-HAIRED MADNESS
🎁 MEMBERS ONLY DROP — NEVER COMING BACK
🚨 WE WILL SELL OUT — AND FAST
 
🛒 ONLY A FEW PACKS LEFT.
💨 LIMIT ONE PER MEMBER TO ENSURE FAIR DROP ACCESS.
📦 AVAILABLE IN 7g EXCLUSIVE PACKS
💀 Miss this drop and regret it forever.
🔥 Add Blueberry Bolo Runtz to your rotation — before it's gone forever.
👉 BUY NOW. NO CAP. ALL GAS.
 
Lab-Test & COA