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🍌😤 BANANA JEALOUSY 😤🍌

Top Tier

Hybrid

Total: 28.60%

 

🔥 SALE PRICING! 🔥
 

Only $135 for 28 GRAMS!

 

🚫 NO PROMO CODES — Already discounted to steal status 💸

 

🍌😤 BANANA JEALOUSY 😤🍌

 

Balanced Hybrid | Exotic Terps | Serious Value

Creamy banana meets candy funk—Banana Jealousy brings a unique twist on tropical sweetness with a smooth hybrid high that keeps you lifted, relaxed, and smiling from first hit to final exhale. 😎🍯

 

Whether you're rolling solo or passing it around, this is a strain that delivers exotic flavor and boutique feels—without the boutique price.

 

🔥 Why Banana Jealousy Deserves a Spot in Your Stash:

Balanced Hybrid Effects – Mellow head high, light body buzz 🍃
Sticky, Resin-Heavy Buds – Grown to impress 🤩
Unique Terps – Banana candy, creamy gelato, and a touch of funk 🍌🍧
Unreal Price – Top-shelf flower for a low-shelf price 💰
Daily-Driver Potential – Smooth enough for anytime use 🌄🌙

 

🍭 FLAVOR PROFILE: Funky Fruit Meets Creamy Chill

Nose: Loud banana taffy, sweet citrus, and funky backend notes
Taste: Creamy banana inhale with a sugary, gassy finish
Feels Like: Floating through your day with ease and flavor 🌬️🛋️

Banana Jealousy is flavorful, functional, and seriously smooth—perfect for kicking back, sparking creativity, or just cruising through your day on island time.

 

🌿 BUD STRUCTURE: Exotic Looks, Loud Nose

Expect thick, frosty nugs with purple hues peeking through neon green. These medium-to-large buds are sticky, dense, and absolutely coated in trichomes. The cure is spot-on—and the jar smell is next-level. 👃🔥

 

THE VIBE: Chill Yet Uplifting

Not couch-locking. Not jittery. Just that sweet spot kind of high that lets you vibe without going full space cadet.

 

✅ Great for:
🛋️ Weekend wind-downs
🎨 Art & content creation
📺 Binge-worthy marathons
🎧 Zoned-in music sessions

💸 VALUE THAT GOES CRAZY

 

This is one of those “How is this only $135?” strains.
Banana Jealousy punches way above its price point—perfect for anyone who wants that exotic feel without the exotic markup.

 

🍌😤 BANANA JEALOUSY – Funky Fruit. Smooth Lift. Heavy Value.

 

🔥 Stock is limited. Demand is not. Get yours before it’s gone.

 

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Banana Jealousy | Top Tier | ON SALE

PriceFrom $60.00
0/500
Quantity

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