🥧 PIE ZOOKIEZ 🥧
One-Time Exclusive Drop
TIER: First Cut Exclusive
STRAIN TYPE: Hybrid/Indica
GROWN IN: Living Soil PotsTESTING: 27.24%
SOURCE: Cali Farm 🚜
Small Batch Grow | Single Harvest Run
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🥧 Pie Zookiez – Rare Exotic Genetics
🚨 SINGLE HARVEST DROP – NEVER RESTOCKING 🚨
Introducing Pie Zookiez, a First Cut Exclusive exotic straight out of our private Cali farm, cultivated in true living soil organics and harvested in an ultra-limited single run. This is top-shelf connoisseur cannabis crafted for those who demand nothing but the best.
This rare cross is unlike anything else you’ll find on the market. With loud, face-smacking terps, a perfect cure that melts in your hand, and a bud structure so dialed-in it looks sculpted, Pie Zookiez instantly claims its spot among the highest-tier exotics we’ve ever dropped.
🍭 Loud Funky Candy-Gas Terps – A sweet pastry and doughy pie crust vibe on the nose, blended with Zookies funk and gas that lingers heavy in the air.
❄️ Frost-Covered Exotics – Thick trichome coverage everywhere; buds glisten with a frozen white crystal coat like they were dipped in sugar.
🌈 Striking Colorway – Expect a deep purple + white frost combo, highlighted by fiery orange pistils and a pink frozen interior that looks unreal when broken open.
🔥 Potent Hybrid/Indica High – Starts with a heavy cerebral lift that quickly melts into a body-numbing relaxation, perfect for evening vibes or stress relief.
💨 Flavor Explosion – Each puff delivers a rich dessert-like sweetness on the inhale, followed by a gassy funk finish that makes it one of the most unique flavor profiles we’ve seen from a Cali drop in a long time.
🏆 Why Pie Zookiez Is Next-Level:
✂️ First Cut Exclusive – Only the best-of-the-best small-batch flower makes this tier.
🌱 Living Soil Organics – Cultivated in true living soil beds for cleaner smoke, louder terps, and richer flavor.
🔒 Small-Batch Cali Craft – Every nug hand-trimmed, slow-cured, and dialed in with farm-to-jar precision.
🌍 Rare Genetics – This cross is super limited, rarely seen outside of private grower circles.
💎 Collector’s Piece – With only one harvest ever released, this strain is destined to be a grail strain people will talk about long after it’s gone.
🎯 The Breakdown:
Tier: First Cut Exclusive ✂️
Type: Hybrid / Indica
Farm: Cali Small-Batch 🏔️
Cultivation: Living Soil Organics 🌱
Terps: Funky Pie Dough 🍪 + Candy Sweetness 🍭 + Gasoline Funk ⛽
Appearance: White-frosted crystal jungle, purple undertones, pink interior, fiery hairs 💎🌈
Effects: Heavy-hitting, euphoric, relaxing, long-lasting 🚀
🚨 Don’t Sleep On This Drop:
Pie Zookiez is the definition of true exotic craft cannabis. Between the rare genetics, small-batch Cali cultivation, melt-in-your-hand cure, and frosty bag appeal, this is a strain that won’t just impress — it’ll set the bar for everything else you smoke.
Once this batch is gone, it’s gone forever. Don’t be the one wishing you grabbed more.
👑 Pie Zookiez – Dessert Gas Meets Exotic Fire.
