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HashburgeršŸ”

TOP TIER

Hybrid/Indica

Total: 25.01%

Savory Gas Terps

 

 

 

Indica-Dominant Hybrid | | Deep Body Sedation

 

šŸ” Where Bold Flavor Meets Full-Bodied Power

Hashburger is not here to charm you with candy sweetness or fruit-forward hype. This is terpene maximalism for the real ones—the aficionados who chase the dankest funk, the loudest gas, and the kind of savory stank that turns heads and silences rooms.

A potent indica-dominant hybrid born from the powerhouse pairing of Han Solo Hashplant x Double Burger, this strain delivers a sensory experience that’s dirty, greasy, and unmistakably elite.

 

šŸ§„ Aromatics: Diesel, Garlic, Umami & Depth

As soon as you unseal the jar, Hashburger announces itself with a full-spectrum aroma that’s nothing short of outrageous. Think:

Garlic butter sizzling on cast iron

Funky skunk musk rising off the grill

Diesel-soaked leather and forest-floor hash

 

This isn’t just ā€œloudā€ā€”it’s a wall of savory gas and earth that hits like roasted garlic on open flame. It's layered, nuanced, and totally unrelenting. Not sweet. Not floral. Just pure savory funk. The nose alone makes it a conversation piece for seasoned smokers and terp-heads alike.

 

🌿 Visuals & Texture: Thick, Gritty, Resin-Soaked

These buds are hefty, olive-toned nuggets, with thick sugar leaves and burnt-orange pistils woven tightly across their surface. Every calyx is drenched in frosted trichomes, a gritty coating that hints at the weighty potency inside. The structure is dense and sticky, with a break-up that’s slow, satisfying, and pungent.

 

This flower practically begs to be hand-broken for joints or low-temp bowls. It’s sticky with purpose, made for people who appreciate a full-spectrum, unfiltered flower experience.

šŸ’Ø Flavor Profile: Deep-Fried Dankness

 

Smoking Hashburger is an event. The inhale brings a bold fusion of herbal hash, spicy diesel, and sharp garlic funk, with undertones of grilled mushroom, leather, and roasted pepper. The exhale is long, warm, and earthy, with a meaty backend bite that coats your palate and sticks around.

The flavor is dense, savory, and surprisingly complex—a five-star steakhouse in flower form. Best enjoyed through clean glassware, low-temp rigs, or a slow-burning joint that lets the terps evolve as you go.

 

🧠 Effects: Full-On Body Melt with a Smoothed-Out Mind

Hashburger delivers a massive, immersive body high that comes on slow and then crushes you in the best way possible. It begins with a warmth behind the eyes and a soft hum in the limbs, gradually spreading into a muscle-melting, eyelid-dropping state of pure physical release.

 

Mentally, it’s a tranquil cruise—slightly foggy, deeply content, and just alert enough to let your mind drift while your body stays anchored. There’s no racing thoughts here. Just weightless calm and a satisfying emotional stillness that pairs perfectly with late-night sessions, dim lighting, and dead silence.

 

šŸ”¬ Craft Cultivation, Elevated Genetics

Hashburger is organically grown in small indoor batches, with every stage of the process optimized for terpene preservation, cannabinoid saturation, and flawless curing. Living soil, full-term flowering, and artisan-level hand-trimming ensure that what lands in your jar is nothing short of top-tier gas.

Packaged in air-tight, light-resistant glass jars, our 14g reserve offerings are nitrogen-sealed at peak freshness, locking in the funk and preserving the integrity of this deeply expressive cultivar.

 

🧾 Strain Summary:

šŸ§„ Primary Aromas: Garlic, diesel, forest earth, black pepper, skunk

🌿 Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Humulene

🧠 Effects: Sedative, muscle-relaxing, calming, heavy-hitting

šŸƒ Ideal Use: Evenings, post-stress wind-down, deep chill sessions

šŸ”„ Experience Level: Intermediate to Advanced

šŸ”„ Hashburger – For the True Funk Connoisseur

 

This isn’t flower for the faint of heart. It’s for the smokers who love their weed dirty, meaty, funky, and loud enough to make a room take notice. If your palate leans savory, if you crave full-body sedation, and if you respect the raw, unfiltered power of properly grown hashplant genetics—Hashburger is your grail.

Limited batch. Maximum funk. Get it while it’s hot. šŸ”šŸ’Ø

 

Warning āš ļø

May cause fridge raids, zoning out, and long couch sessions. Hashburger isn’t here to motivate—it’s here to sedate. Roll one, kick back, and let the burger do its thing. šŸ”šŸ˜¶ā€šŸŒ«ļø

 

 

 

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Hash Burger | Top Tier

PriceFrom $60.00

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