DIESELADE
Nano-Infused THC Lemonade That Hits Different 💨
From Diesel Dispensary – Where Potency Meets Flavor
Ultra Potent. Insanely Delicious. Seriously Next-Level
Introducing Dieselade – the latest high-powered creation from Diesel Dispensary, designed for connoisseurs who want more than just a buzz. Each bottle delivers a total of 101mg THC, made with 100mg of premium nano-emulsified Pure THC and an extra 1mg of THCP for that undeniable, enhanced potency.
Crafted with precision, Dieselade uses nano-infusion technology to provide fast-acting effects, meaning you’ll feel it quicker and stronger than your average edible. Perfectly blended for smooth flavor and an even smoother experience, Dieselade is not for beginners—sip slow, and know your limit.
Whether you're chilling after a long day, linking with the crew, or leveling up your solo sesh, Dieselade brings flavor and fire in every drop. Enjoy cannabis without the work and just sip on a refreshing lemonade instead!
⚡ What’s Inside the Bottle?
101mg Total THC per Bottle
100mg Nano THC (fast-acting, water-soluble)
1mg THCP (ultra-potent, long-lasting kicker)
Fast-Absorbing Formula for a quicker, cleaner onset
All-Natural Flavors & Colors – No artificial weirdness
Zero Alcohol – Just THC and good vibes
No Aftertaste – Crisp, clean, and smooth AF
Gluten-Free, Vegan-Friendly
🔒 Warning: Extremely potent. Beginners should start with a very small amount. Effects may hit faster and stronger than expected due to nano-enhancement.
💥 Flavors That Slap – Pick Your Potion 💥
🫐❄️ BrrBerry Punch
An ice-cold avalanche of wild berries, tart citrus, and electric chill. Tastes like your favorite frozen slushie but packs a hidden punch. Refreshing, bold, and unforgettable.
⛽🍋 Double Diesel
Loud and proud. A bold blast of lemon and lime, wrapped in a gassy, sour edge that diesel lovers crave. Tart, tangy, and built for serious THC heads.
🍓🍾 Pink Champaign
Strawberries, soft florals, and that sparkling sweet finish that screams celebration. Elegant yet euphoric—this one’s for the main characters only.
🍬🫐 Blueberry Runtz
Candy-coated nostalgia in a bottle. Real blueberry meets that iconic Runtz sweetness. A mellow vibe with a sneaky kick that creeps in smooth and hits you heavy.
🚀 Why Dieselade?
Nano Infused for Speed & Strength – No more waiting an hour for your edible to kick in.
Micro-Precision Dosing – Designed with consistency and quality in every bottle.
Crafted by Diesel Dispensary – Trusted by heavy hitters, powered by real science.
Built Different – Not your average drink. This is cannabis innovation done right.
🎯 How to Use Dieselade
Sip Responsibly. Start with 5–10mg (a capful or two) and wait at least 30–45 minutes before consuming more. The nano-THC kicks in fast—but the THCP sticks around for the long haul. You’ve been warned.
🔥 Available Now at Diesel Dispensary
Ready to elevate your experience? Grab a bottle (or a few) of Dieselade exclusively at Diesel Dispensary locations and select retailers.
🎯 Limited Drops. High Demand.
Don’t sleep—get Dieselade while it lasts.
🚫 Must be 21+ to purchase or consume. Keep out of reach of children. Consume responsibly.
