BANANA SMOOTHIE
Top Tier
Hybrid/Sativa
Testing: 28.60%
Loud Terps | Limited Drop
28g = $135
Smells Exactly Like Bananas
Strain Cross: Banana Punch × Critical
Banana Smoothie is the kind of strain that makes you double-take the price tag and wonder if we’ve lost our minds. A rare cross of Banana Punch × Critical, this is a creamy, tropical, gas-kissed masterpiece that smells and tastes exactly like a fresh, frothy banana smoothie — with just enough skunky funk to remind you it’s still serious top-shelf Cali herb.
🟢 Appearance
Every nug looks like it belongs on a glossy magazine cover. Thick, hand-trimmed flowers show off bright lime greens and royal purples, all wrapped in a heavy coat of sugar-frosted trichomes that glitter like they’ve been flash-frozen. You can literally feel the density when you pinch a bud — perfectly cured, never too dry, never too sticky.
👃 Aroma
Crack the bag and you’re instantly hit with LOUD, ripe banana sweetness — think smoothie shop on a summer afternoon — layered with subtle vanilla cream and a backend of funky, skunky gas that’ll make terp lovers grin. This isn’t “banana-ish.” It’s banana.
💨 Flavor & Smoke
The inhale is pure dessert: creamy banana milkshake vibes that coat your tongue, while the exhale brings that earthy-gas depth for balance. Smoke is buttery smooth with zero throat bite, so you can keep pulling without feeling like you need to cough.
🧠 Effects
Perfectly balanced hybrid energy — starts with an uplifting, creative, and social buzz that brightens your mood, then slowly eases you into a calm, grounded body high. It’s functional relaxation: enough to keep you present and talkative, but mellow enough to sink into the couch if you choose.
🚨 Limited Supply — No Second Chances 🚨
This is a one-time harvest drop — we scored a small, ultra-fresh batch, and that’s it. Once it’s gone, it’s gone. We may never have Banana Smoothie again. Last time we dropped something this exotic at this price, it sold out the same day. Don’t sleep.
🍌🥤 Banana Smoothie — Creamy. Potent. Gone Soon.
Lab-Test & COA Avalible
